In promulgating your esoteric cogitations, or articulating your superficial
sentimentalities and amicable, philosophical or psychological observations,
beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your conversational communications
possess a clarified conciseness, a compacted comprehensibleness, coalescent
consistency, and a concatenated cogency. Eschew all conglomerations of flatulent
garrulity, jejune babblement, and asinine affectations.

Let your extemporaneous descantings and unpremeditated expatiations have
intelligibility and veracious vivacity, without rodomontade or thrasonical bombast.
Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompous prolixity, psittaceous vacuity
ventriloquial verbosity, and vaniloquent vapidity. Shun double-entendres, prurient
jocosity, and pestiferous profanity, obscurant or apparent!!
And, don't teach with big words!